The Noble Grand Humbug
Adam "3-Dogg" Foutz
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THE GREYBEARDS OF THE
DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 54-40


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Invite all Clampers and Worthy PBC's to
hear the Hewgag bray at
Doc's 2022

Candlelight Initiation and Carbonado Co. Store Plaquing!

(Click heer for a printable flier)

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To take place at
The Historic Carbonado Saloon!
located at 101 Pershing Ave. Carbonado, WA 98323
(Click Heer for Directions)

on

Saturday April 16th, 6027 (2022)

Door's Open @ 10:00 a.m.

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This is a one day event, a perfect time to initiate a Dad, brother,
Old Uncle Mort, Grandfather types, Worthy Individuals with minor ailments or
those who can't wait 'til Fall for
Enlightenment and Wonder into the
Secrets of Our Ancient Order.

Saturday, April 16th, Redshirt Sponsors will have
Cleen and Sober Poor Blind Candidates must be checked in and turned over to the Hangman no later than

10:54 a.m.

PBC's must attend the plaquing ceremony or they will not be initiated! The Plaquing is part of the initiation!

The plaque dedication will take place sharply at:
10:54:40 a.m.

at the Carbonado Saloon!


 

THEY SHALL WEAR NO RED AT THIS TIME!
(We all know what happens if they do...)
HARUMPH!  HARUMPH!  HARUMPH!

THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY:

NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES,
NO BAD ATTITUDES,

NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES,
NO WIMMINS CLOTHING,

NO WIMMIN, DOGS OR ORPHANS.
NO CAMERAS DURING HOCO.


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Once the PBC's have recived the proper history lessons on the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus, our namesake David "Doc" Swinson Maynard, and our beautiful state of Washington,
we will adjour for the
Hall of Comparative Ovations
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After the New Clampers are brought
out of the Dark, into the
Light of Clamperdom.....


 


we will adjourn for
GRUB AND LIBATIONS
!!!
Food will be provided by the chapter, and Drinks will be available for purchase at the Saloon, and will be served by owner and lovely Widder Amber Pries and her amazing staff! Please thank her and Jon for allowing us to hold our function at their Saloon.

There will be one HELL of a raffle!
All Carp Hawkers are always welcome

 


<<<Da Rub>>>
Prepay's must be received no later than
Saturday April 9th @ the meeting!

Heer's a convenient  pre-pay form for you to fill out, print and send with yer check.
You must also sign and return the release of Liability form!

Click Heer for the Prepay and
Release of Liability Form
!

Pre-Pay by PayPal!
(Pay by Credit Card)
"No PayPal Account Required"

Click Heer to Register Online
and pay by PayPal!

Redshirts = $25 Prepay
$30 At The Door

PBC's = $54.40

You can save some gold dust and help us out a lot by sending us the loot as soon as you can.

 
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Send Clams ($$$$) AT ONCE to:
C/O: Doc Maynard Chapter No. 54-40
P.O. Box 1413
Kent, WA 980435

Please make checks payable to:
Doc Maynard Historical Society
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This is a 1 day only event!
"Please don't drink and drive"
Motels are available a few miles away in Buckley, WA.

Can't make it?
Please make a donation to the Sick Jackass Fund!
This really helps to maintain the website &mailing list.



All Grand Council Guidelines will be strictly adhered to!

 

 

PBC's will receive:
Membership Card
Pigskin
Button of the Day
(With the Coveted Hemerrhoid Cluster)

 

 

 

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Need More Info?
Call or E-Mail:

NGH
Adam "3-Dogg" Foutz
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(253) 988-9188


 

 

 

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