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The Noble Grand Humbug
"The" Jesse Gooby
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THE GREYBEARDS OF THE
DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 54-40
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This is a one day event, a perfect time to initiate a Dad, brother,
Old Uncle Mort, Grandfather types, Worthy Individuals with minor ailments or
those who can't wait 'til Fall for
Enlightenment and Wonder into the
Secrets of Our Ancient Order. |
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Saturday, April 1st, Redshirt Sponsors will have
Cleen and Sober Poor Blind Candidates must be checked in and turned over to the Hangman no later than
10:54 a.m.
PBC's must attend the plaquing ceremony or they will not be initiated! The Plaquing is part of the initiation!
The plaque dedication will take place sharply at:
10:54:40 a.m.
at the Carbonado Saloon!
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THEY SHALL WEAR NO RED AT THIS TIME!
(We all know what happens if they do...)
HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY:
NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES,
NO BAD ATTITUDES,
NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES,
NO WIMMINS CLOTHING,
NO WIMMIN, DOGS OR ORPHANS.
NO CAMERAS DURING HOCO.
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Once the PBC's have recived the proper history lessons on the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus, our namesake David "Doc" Swinson Maynard, and our beautiful state of Washington,
we will adjour for the
Hall of
Comparative Ovations |
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After the New Clampers are brought
out of the Dark, into the
Light of Clamperdom.....
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we will adjourn for
GRUB AND LIBATIONS!!!
Food will be provided by the chapter, and Drinks will be available for purchase at the Saloon, and will be served by owner and lovely Widder Amber Pries and her amazing staff! Please thank her and Jon for allowing us to hold our function at their Saloon.
There will be one HELL of a raffle!
All Carp Hawkers are always welcome
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Send Clams ($$$$) AT ONCE to:
C/O: Doc Maynard Chapter No. 54-40
P.O. Box 1413
Kent, WA 980435
Please make checks payable to:
Doc Maynard Historical Society |
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This is a 1 day only event!
"Please don't drink and drive"
Motels are available a few miles away in Buckley, WA. |
Can't make it?
Please make a donation to the Sick Jackass Fund!
This really helps to maintain the website &mailing list.
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PBC's will receive:
Membership Card
Pigskin
Button of the Day
(With the Coveted Hemerrhoid Cluster)
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Need More Info?
Call or E-Mail:
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