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The Noble Grand Humbug
John "Shyster" Lainhart
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THE GREYBEARDS OF THE
DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 54-40
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Invite all Clampers and Worthy PBC's to
hear the Hewgag bray at
Doc's 2024
Candlelight Initiation!
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This is a one day event, a perfect time to initiate a Dad, brother,
Old Uncle Mort, Grandfather types, Worthy Individuals with minor ailments or
those who can't wait 'til Fall for
Enlightenment and Wonder into the
Secrets of Our Ancient Order. |
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Redshirt Sponsors will have
Cleen and Sober Poor Blind Candidates checked in and turned over to the Hangman no later than
12:54:40 p.m. @ the Saloon!!!
HOCO will take place @ 3:54:40 p.m.
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THEY SHALL WEAR NO RED AT THIS TIME!
(We all know what happens if they do...)
HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!
THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY:
NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES,
NO BAD ATTITUDES,
NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES,
NO WIMMINS CLOTHING,
NO WIMMIN, DOGS OR ORPHANS.
NO CAMERAS DURING HOCO.
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Once the PBC's have recived the proper history lessons on the Ancient and Honorable Order of E Clampus Vitus, our namesake David "Doc" Swinson Maynard, and our beautiful state of Washington,
we will adjour for the
Hall of
Comparative Ovations |
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After the New Clampers are brought
out of the Dark, into the
Light of Clamperdom.....
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we will adjourn for
GRUB AND LIBATIONS!!!
Food and Drinks will be available for purchase at the Saloon, and will be served by owner and lovely Widder Amber Pries and her amazing staff!
Please thank her and Jon for allowing us to hold our function at their Saloon!
There will be one HELL of a raffle!
All Carp Hawkers are always welcome.
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<<<Da Rub>>>
Prepay's must be received no later than
Friday, March 1st!
Heer's a convenient pre-pay form for you to fill out, print and send with yer check.
You must also sign and return the release of Liability form!
Click Heer to Register Online
and pay by PayPal!
PBC's = $54.40
$75 Sponsor Special: PBC Rub
w/shirt of the day!
You can save some gold dust and help us out a lot by sending us the loot as soon as you can.
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or Send Clams ($$$$) AT ONCE to:
C/O: Doc Maynard Chapter No. 54-40
P.O. Box 1413
Kent, WA 980435
Please make checks payable to:
Doc Maynard Historical Society |
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This is a 1 day only event!
"Please don't drink and drive"
Motels are available a few miles away in Buckley, WA. |
Can't make it?
Please make a donation to the Sick Jackass Fund!
This really helps to maintain the website &mailing list.
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PBC's will receive:
Membership Card
Pigskin
Button of the Day
(With the Coveted Hemerrhoid Cluster)
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Need More Info?
Call or E-Mail:
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