The Noble Grand Humbug
Adam "3-Dogg" Foutz
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AND

THE GREYBEARDS OF THE
DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 54-40

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Invite all Clampers and Worthy PBC's to
hear the Hewgag Bray at


Doc Stock 2022 Fall Doin's!

(Click heer for a printable Doin's Flier!)

 

 

 

 

August 26th - 28th
6027 (2022)


To take place at
15016 S.E. 306th St. Kent, WA 98042

 

 

 



 

This year we'll have our
13th "Annual" Apple Pie Contest!
The winner will git braggin' rights fer a year, and the Distiller of the year award!
Judges will attempt to remember the winner so the prize can be awarded,
but since we will be sampling all entries, there are no guaruntees!

Saturday, August 27th, Redshirt Sponsors will have
Cleen and Sober Poor Blind Candidates registered
and reported to the  Hangman no later than
7:24:40 AM


 

THEY SHALL WEAR NO RED AT THIS TIME!
(We all know what happens if they do...)
HARUMPH!  HARUMPH!  HARUMPH!

THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY:

NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES, NO BAD ATTITUDES,
NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, NO WIMMINS CLOTHING,
NO WIDDERS, SUBSTITUTE WIDDERS, DOGS OR ORPHANS.
NO CAMERAS DURING HOCO.

 


 

The ordeal takes place next to a grizzly bear and cougar infested forest
that has become notorious for mysterious disappearances of miners, loggers, hunters,
and intrepid explorers throughout the known history of the area.

 
Once the PBC's have been interrogated, they will go through the Doc Maynard Motor Skills and Calithentics Program.  If any survive, they will be escorted to one of Doc Maynard's failed business ventures, his abandoned logging camp.  Boarded up for years, full of bears, mountain lions, bats, carnivorous blind albino slugs and the PBC's that did not make it last year, we will climb the mountain and commence at the
Hall of Comparative Ovations
 

After the New Clampers are brought
out of the Dark, into the
Light of Clamperdom.....


 


we will adjourn for
GRUB AND LIBATIONS
!!!
On the menu:
pig

Northwest Rabbit Food,
French Bread
and
A Garnish!!!

There will be one HELL of a raffle!
All
CARP Hawkers are always welcome

 


<<<Da Rub>>>
Heer's a convenient  pre-pay form for you to fill out, print and send with yer check
.
A signed Release of Liability Form must be sent with payment!


Click Heer for the Prepay and
Release of Liability Form
!
( Prepays must be received by 8/6/2022)

Redshirts = $65 Prepay
$80 At The Door

PBC's = $100

You can save some gold dust and help us out a lot by sending us the loot as soon as you can.

Want to register and pay online now?
Pre-Pay by PayPal!
(Pay by Credit Card)
"No PayPal Account Required"

Click Heer to Register Online
and pay by PayPal!

Can't make it?
Please make a donation to the Sick Jackass Fund!
This really helps to maintain the website, mailing list, and send the Fools Gold e-newsletter.



All Grand Council guidelines will be strictly adhered to!

Please plan on staying if you plan on drinkin' "Please don't drink and drive"
Plenty of RV Parking Available
(No Hookups)


 

 

PBC's who survive the initiation will receive:
Membership Card
Button of the Day
(With the Coveted Hemerrhoid Cluster)
Sheepskin - after the PBC's have helped clean up Sunday!!
!

 

 

 

 


Need More Info?
Call or click on a pic to E-Mail:

NGH Adam "3-Dogg" Foutz
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(253)988-9188



 

 

 

 

 

 



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